Okay, I don’t know which of you monkeys did this, but SOMEbody sent me this book:

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And it is AMAAAAAZEBALLS.

I don’t currently have a dead thing at home to practice on, unless you count a frozen porkchop, but when I DO, you’re all getting Christmas presents.

I will leave you with just one of the many truly informative images from this book: an inside-out squirrel.

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Thank you, anonymous generous soul, thank you.